I started lighting my cigar today with the foot band still on.  Yup, you know it’s going to be a bad cigar day when you do something like that!

Here is my top 10 list of “You know it’s going to be a bad cigar day when …”

  1. You put the lit end of the cigar in your mouth
  2. You light your cigar with the foot band on
  3. You light the wrong end of your cigar
  4. You drop a lit cigar onto your polo shirt and burn a cigar-size hole in it
  5. You ash in your drink instead of the ash tray
  6. You set your cigar on a stirrup in the ashtray and someone else picks it up and smokes it
  7. You lean back in your chair and ash on yourself
  8. You peal off the band and the wrapper comes with it
  9. You carefully cut and light your cigar, only to drop it in the hot-tub after your first puff
  10. You remember to bring cigars to the golf course, but forget your lighter